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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike

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you still have morals?

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Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole

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thumbs down if you love firsty! HEH

Submitted by mollyyyyy on Jul 20, 10 at 4:24pm

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- clever girl....
  
  Submitted by afineguy on Jul 20, 10 at 10:45pm
  
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- still didnt work
  
  Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 20, 10 at 10:51pm
  
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Repeat? This is still stupid. Anyway, why would you want a rake more than a bike?

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:05pm

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- uh it's a rake. duh.
  
  Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 20, 10 at 7:04pm
  
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  - lol fair enough
    
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:33pm
    
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Even I know not to steal and I'm twelve A bycical and a rake dumb crook

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:13am

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Damn black people

Submitted by fuckyoufirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 4:54pm

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- not cool...
  
  Submitted by Klushious93 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:18pm
  
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I can totally relate. I stole a bike once just so I could get the beach chair home that I also stole

Submitted by hot_as_haites on Jul 21, 10 at 12:27am

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This is classified as win

Submitted by nolanmann23 on Jul 20, 10 at 9:28pm

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Good one!

Submitted by cando on Jul 22, 10 at 9:28am

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That's Baltimore for ya lol. I love this city.

Submitted by twistedape89 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:09am

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Damn porch monkeys!

Submitted by dickstar on Jul 20, 10 at 5:16pm

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No, you just put the rake across the handlebars. But the rake will be useful, although you don't seem like the type to rake leaves and shit.

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 20, 10 at 4:54pm

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Why steal a rake? Haha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 1:26am

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Jesus wouldn't have stolen a rake in the first place

Submitted by prometheus on Jul 20, 10 at 11:37pm

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@im_twelve. stop being a stupid fucking twelve year old. really.

Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:24am

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This reminds me of that one time I raked a prostitutes vagina while on a bike

Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 20, 10 at 7:15pm

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hahahaha

Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:23am

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lmao!

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 7:24pm

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unfunny.

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 4:21am

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It would be easier if you had a pretzel.

Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 20, 10 at 10:03pm

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Submitted by shootingstars on Jul 20, 10 at 4:04pm

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@4:44. Win !!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:36pm

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NOT immortal beer dingoes bucko... Everyone knows if the beer dingo dies all the hops will curl up and die ..... Just like in the bible....

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 9:33pm

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Beer dingo advancing on the nastys...

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 7:02pm

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Dingos still get shot in Australia cos they're pests

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 9:03pm

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THAT HiGh!?!?

Submitted by HighFirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 4:35pm

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Think of it more like taking a reminder :D

Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jul 21, 10 at 10:01am

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Just like squaw

Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 20, 10 at 4:39pm

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Been there done that.. Hahahha! BMX ALL DAY!! -- look on YouTube to see my edit!

Submitted by BmxATL on Jul 20, 10 at 7:56pm

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You spelled bycicle wrong dumbass.

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:17am

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Blk perrfiople Sdkrtole mty biioke oknce... Hehehe I mneedz zanotreer driknnk

Submitted by r9310 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:04am

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Tinydickstar and iLoveYouFirsty may the the beer dingo and firsty not have mercy on your douchetard asses.

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 5:50pm

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Hahah! :)

Submitted by shootingstars on Jul 20, 10 at 4:05pm

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Bender

Submitted by anonymou on Jul 20, 10 at 6:07pm

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ffffffffaaaaaakkkkkkeeeee. how does dumb crap like this end up on the website but the funny shit I send never does!

Submitted by ssimkins89 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:06pm

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- your shit must be worse then you think
  
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  - Yep, if it’s not the moderators, it’s you.
    
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:10pm
    
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Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 20, 10 at 4:46pm

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Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 4:11pm

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¡¡¡YTSRIF

Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 4:54pm

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You can keep the rake but I want my fucking bike back!

Submitted by VanWildersPenis on Sep 1, 10 at 4:39pm

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Um wouldn't the bike be worth more then the rake?

Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 9, 12 at 12:27am

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I once stole 5 solar powered yard lights and brought them back to a party

Submitted by bass80hz on Jul 23, 12 at 10:08pm

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