Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
love makes seman taste better
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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