yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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