So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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