bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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