I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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