just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
