69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
time to smoke my breakfast
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize