he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You don't make any sense
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