Wait. Why would you numb yourself up for anal? If you have to be numb to "enjoy" it, maybe you should be doing something that makes you both happy.
If you're into it, all it takes is a bit of lube (if even that-- if you're wet enough, there's enough for transfer)
If you only knew. It took 6 months of shitting tomato soup before I finally got a colonoscopy.. That was terrible because I didn't get knocked out for it....I would rather shit blood.
hemeroids once caused me to bleed terribly from my anus. Everytime I took a shit it looked like Mr. Kool-Aid busted through my ass and all that was left was his fruit punch.
Maybeeeee a stupid question but if you apply any kind of numbing substance, won't that then rub off on the penis and numb him anyway? So he won't be able to feel your amazing deep throating or ass anyway, so kinda defeats the purpose.
2:22 - Thank you for calling it "amazing deep throating or ass". Bahahaha!! I wish I could be a guy for an hour, so I could feel this supposed amazingness....
I am glad you all enjoyed my bloody anus. I can laugh about it now because a) It doesn't look like an abortion everytime I shit now b) I ended up not having cancer and c) bloody shit is just really really funny.
I'd love to have a penis for a weekend. I am dying to know how it would feel to fuck someone with it. (I'm a girl, obviously, not just a guy with a small dick that hasn't been laid so you can reserve those little nuggets of humor)
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