hell yes lets make some ravioli
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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