Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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