why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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