Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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