no, he came in my armpit
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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