How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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