I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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