Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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