the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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