what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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