I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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