I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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