He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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