just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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