his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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