come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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