I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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