I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I want her autograph on my taint
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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