Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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