Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Even my vagina gasped.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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