So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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