Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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