I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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