is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i love accidental penises.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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