i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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