First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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