All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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