Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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