At least make sure they are 18
Why
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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