I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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