It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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