Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
