I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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