Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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