So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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