Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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