You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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