walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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