the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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