Whoa Z and x make the same sound
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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