I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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