Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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