I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
are you so shy because you have an std?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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