I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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