Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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