The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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