My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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