If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
