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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
love makes seman taste better
We got so high we made milksteak
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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