do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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