Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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